11. If you lose weight, your abuela thinks you’re sick
12. You absolutely must cheek kiss every person at the party.
13. Everyone in the family goes by a silly nickname. Your cousins are Chichi, Lala, and Chango
14. It’s a full time job translating Spanish radio hits for all your friends at school
15. When you stay home sick, your mom makes you clean the house while she watches Telemundo.