Apple and the Institute for Advanced Misunderstanding

By Steven M. Peters Updated Jan 11, 5:32PM EST · Published Sep 21, 12:30PM EDT

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How many ways can the Forbes contributor network get Apple wrong? Let the Macalope count the ways.

This week’s entry from the horned one: The real winner: It’s never Apple

Writing for the Forbes contributor network and competitive fish slapping circuit, Ewan Spence finds “Three Reasons The Nokia 5.1 Can Beat The New iPhone XR.” [Emphasis mine]

The Macalope, the nom-de-plume a well-known tech journalist who seems to get Apple, takes evident pleasure in finding new ways to poke fun at the Forbes contributor network, which too often does not. A few of my favorite Forbes Macalopisms:

Sept. 2014: Writing for the goblin horde otherwise known as the Forbes contributor network…
April 2015: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and world’s only corn palace made entirely of creamed corn…
June 2015: Serial clown car driver, occupant and repair man Peter Cohan is back at the Forbes “contributor” network asking the tough questions about Apple…
July 2015: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and broken-down animatronic bear jamboree…
June 2017: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and day care run by the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang…
Dec. 2017: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and used monkeyshines and shenanigans outlet…
July 2018: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and Institute for Advanced Misunderstanding…
Sept. 2018: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and home of the all-Pixy Stix diet plan…
Sep. 2018: Writing for the Forbes contributor network and heavily used fainting couch resale outlet…

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